Cheer up, Charlie. Fortunately birthdays only happen once a year, so you can be happy now! We should hang out again soon, but I think this time we should do something that's free... Like take a walk... Down memory lane... Or play Memory... Or Battleship (you have that game, right?)... Or Guess Who! I have that game and we can play with THREE cards each, to make it super hard! And you will have a fun time and you will be happy and I will be happy and we can eat my avocado. The end.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOUR NOT SPECIAL! hey, ya know what really sucks about me completely forgetting it was your birthday. well, #1: we coulda went out and did something had you reminded me and #2: i coulda had your all glitter sparklefied wallet complete with a bow on top and everything. we shall do something later for you belated birthday. i think that would be more craptacular!
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hey, ya know what really sucks about me completely forgetting it was your birthday. well, #1: we coulda went out and did something had you reminded me and #2: i coulda had your all glitter sparklefied wallet complete with a bow on top and everything.
we shall do something later for you belated birthday. i think that would be more craptacular!
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