This weekend I became a full fledged scuba diver. I recommend it to everyone who isn't claustrophobic. If you are, avoid at all costs. Otherwise proceed and expect mountains of fun, even diving in a pretty lame lake outside of Allentown was really awesome. There are underwater photos to come at a later date, I'm waiting on my instructor to pass ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night it involved what appeared to be a new york subway stop, either rino's or giant aligators and running around and hiding from said creatures. Jule cut the majority of his hair off at one point and a lot of people had their heads bitten off. It was pretty silly.

I'll tell you who did it, it was the electric eliminators. No, we didn't win, but when we were running down the boardwalk in Coney Island with our jambox blasting "No Where to Run To" on the hottest day of the summer, as we were racing against the clock to get to the final checkpoint. That's when I realized, this is definitely one of the most ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here on my laptop playing with a blog post, fiddling around with hooking a cd player up to a vintage boombox, text messaging folks, "backing up" a dvd on my PC, and charging my DS lite. I think I might have a bit of a problem. The only analog thing going on in my life is that I've recently hooked up my father's old record player and ( Read more... )

I may have danced as if there were an ass in my pants this evening, nay, make that TWO asses in my pants. Time Party will go down in history as one of the key highlights of Ought Six. I'm sorry for those of you who will never experience a night at the fake house, for it not only flirts with pure being, it full on feels it up and gets its phone

you're so done, you stupid semester you. 5 freakin' all nighters. Who the hell do you think you are? It doesn't matter though, becuase you're all over and now I'm going to take scuba diving.

P.S. I totally wrote two 8 page papers yesterday and was still prepared for my final this morning.

"I told u i wuz hrdcore"

This would be my third all nighter this semester, will I go for another? Most likely yes, probably when I'm trying to finish my eight page paper a week from this coming monday. Foolish? probably. However, I think all those zombie shoots last year made staying up all night a whole lot easier. Believe it or not, I'm going to go read before I get a ( Read more... )

I'd like to spend a year at sea. I'd like to spend it on a boat with a few other people, and preferably be able to charter it ourselves. I'm curious to know how much something like this would cost to do and if there's anything that can be done to offset coasts, perhaps we could run completely insane errands for people on islands, I don't know, ( Read more... )

After extensive research I believe I'm prepared to state that I <3 Huckabees is clearly the best movie made since the turn of the century. Sadly though its days are numbered, because Snakes on a Plane comes closer with each passing day. Remorse and Rejoice, Creation Destruction, Snakes and Planes.

p.s. I haven't slept, can you tell?

I figured out how I can get my mom to say "Steve, you ruined your sisters wedding!" I'll get nice and drunk, and then I'll perform this wonderful knock knock joke, which really combines everything you'd ever want to say in a joke at your sisters wedding.

Knock, Knock.