My mother has figured out a way to become an even more ridiculous person. It's really quite amazing.
First though, a brief history:
Every year my family and I go out to dinner for all of our respective birthdays on or around their dates of birth. Not to shocking of an activity, one I'm sure a lot of families partake in. It's also important to ( Read more... )

Nothing like picking up your phone to a number you don't know and hearing "Hi, This is Joe, I'm calling in regards to your Camaro." It was Pep Boys and sadly, he figured out it was a wrong number.

If you don't know who the Gogol Bordello is I feel sorry for you. If you do know who they are and you didn't go to the show last night I pity you. It's been a while since I've been this sore.

( Eugene Hutz, I think you're dreamy. )

I love when fire alarms go off on campus and nobody reacts whatsoever. Seriously, how great is that. I'm not criticizing it because I'm not doing anything either, so if I die in a firey ball of fire and death please make sure that fucking movie gets done.

Leave your name and ( Read more... )

Today, my mother took it to a whole new level today. In her infinite wisdom she thought it would be perfectly okay to ask me, and I quote "if I "hooked up" with anybody last night" at temma's party. What the fuck do you even say to that? If you have any idea who my mom is you can imagine how incredibly awkward the rest of that conversation was.

The best thing about Temple computer labs is watching the huddled group of people who look so pathetic as they wait for someone to get up from a computer so that they can sit down at a terminal. The look on some of these peoples faces is amazing. They scan back and forth across the lab waiting for the next random person to arise so that they ( Read more... )

I start classes tomorrow. I'm now officially a senior in college. It's a good thing my only class tomorrow is acting.

I'm hitting the open road and heading for California, again. I know you're all thinking, didn't he already do that this summer? Well, you're correct. But, I didn't get paid the last time, this time I am. Why you ask? So my sister can have her car out there(she's recently moved out there to be with her fiancee) I have been chosen as the one who ( Read more... )

Some of you might accept this and some of you might not, but regardless if you do or don't your parents have sex (assuming they are still together). You can deny it all you want, but you know it to be true. Now that we've got that out of the way we can move on. My parents left for the beach on Monday, they are coming home today. My mom asked me ( Read more... )