Our Pet Children

[steviethor]

Most women find it attractive when a man has a pet that he loves, such as I am with my dog Jett. It makes them think the male would be a suitable father. But, this isn't so. Just because I'm good with my dog doesn't necessarily mean I am good with children. If I had that outlook on it, I'd have my children sleep on the floor next to my bed everyday

Comments

[proton_queen]

Hahaha

You're like Dr Spock only not.

-S

[saria_the_cat]

Damn right. I wish child-rearing was that easy. I'd chain my son to a tree any day.