Note To Jerks.

Nov 25, 2006 16:38



  • If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
  • This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
  • Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
  • We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
  • We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
  • Eye contact is key.
  • Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
  • Laugh at our jokes.
  • Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
  • Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
  • Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win
  • Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
  • If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
  • We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
  • We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
  • Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
  • We love surprises! [lmfaoo, i don't all the time. it puts me on the spot. lol!]
  • We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. [HAHAHA, UHMMM.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!]
  • Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
  • Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
  • Clean your room before we come over. [AHHAHAH, DAAANEEE! LMAO. KIDDING!]
  • Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
  • Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
  • Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again. [HAH, how true.]
  • Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. [AHAAHAHHAHAAH, WAAAAAASSSTEEE MAANNNSSS]
  • Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" [NOO SHIT SHERLOCK!]
  • If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. [word, if guys actually did this. WHAT FUCKERRRYYY!]
  • Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. [LOL, sooooofffftt! lmao, kidding.]
  • Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!! [WORD!]
  • It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
  • Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
  • "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
  • Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG! [NOO SHIT SHERLOCK!]
  • If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
  • Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
  • You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. [yeeep!]
  • Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
  • Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
  • When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

    ^ THE ABOVE THING WAS TAKEN FROM THE PERSON I BOUGHT HALF A DOZEN LITTLE COOKIES FOR YESTERDAY. LOL, LOVE YA TARA B-H-E! ^

    Hey, good thing Mister St-st-Stutter ain't one of those bitches. LOL.

    Ps. I'm addicted to Corn Pops Cereal. They just taste too sexy.
    "Like Sex in a bowl." LMAO
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