Let's face it.
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[ ] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian accent sometimes
Total= 2
Italian
[ ] the Sopranos is a great show.
[x] your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] you know a lot of italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian.
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] you talk with your hands.
Total= 5
Hispanic
[x] you say member instead of Remember
[x] you speak spanish ....(do a word or two count?)
[x] you love tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. it happens when your in a rush ..
[ ] you are dark skinned
[ ] you know what a Bodega is.
[x] you talk fast.
[x] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[x] you have darkhair/ dark eye color
Total= 6
Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you are short tempered
[x] you know of sombody named boris/natasha/natalia
[ ] white skinned
[ ] cold weather/snow is the best ... it used to be
[x] you get cold easily
[ ] snow is fun for you
[ ] you get into contests often
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4
Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,AN,ry, in.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st.pattys day party.
[ ] you have family from Ireland.
Total= 2
Black
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually.. lyrics, on msn, but i type/say nigg-UH
[ ] You have nappy hair
[x] you LIKE rap ..eh
[x] you talk with slang
[x] you know how to shoot a gun
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can ‘sing’ gospel
[ ] your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total= 6
Asian
[x] you have slanty eyes
[x] you like rice
[x] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet.
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 5
German
[x] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] you drink your soda without ice
[ ] you Speak German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[x] your family is Catholic or Lutheran
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total = 3
Canadian
[ ] you like/play/played hockey
[x] You say eh
[x] you don't believe war is the answer
[x] you know what poutine is
[x] you speak some french
[x] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a cabin
[x] you watch/watched Degrassi
Total= 6
what an ugly survey.
It's come time to admit something. As much as I hate to admit it, I've come to realize that I'm not okay. This mood does not at all suit me. I apoligize ahead of time to anyone I might cause harm to. Trust me, when I'm like this, who knows what will happen.
I seriously feel tears ready to fall from my eyes. Any time now, I'm gonna break.
Thank you Renan, thank you Joel for listening to my bull shit. I really apprieciate it.