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So, there's this site where you can make up fake news reports...
Man Caught Peeping In ToiletPolice were called to a parking lot in Newark, New Jersey, Monday afternoon where they caught a man identified as Gerard Way. Apparently, he had dressed himself in clothing madeof trash bags and crawled into a portable toilet. A woman discovered Gerard ( Read more... )
Man Caught Peeping In ToiletPolice were called to a parking lot in Newark, New Jersey, Monday afternoon where they caught a man identified as Gerard Way. Apparently, he had dressed himself in clothing madeof trash bags and crawled into a portable toilet. A woman discovered Gerard ( Read more... )
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/dork
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lol just kidding.
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Late friday night in a guarded building just outside the Staples Center in Los Angeles, My Chemical Romance threw an after-show party. The guest of honor, however, didn't show up. One of their biggest fans, Nigel Brokenvessel had been invited to stay with My Chemical Romance after the show. "We had mailed an invitation and plane tickets to Nigel after learning from a friend of theirs how much of a fan they were." Said a spokesman for My Chemical Romance. "But after Nigel failed to show up at the airport, numerous attempts were made at contacting Nigel by phone, but we never got through." My Chemical Romance feels that such a missed opportunity is a sad one, especially since Nigel was such a big fan. Maybe Nigel 's luck will change in the future, though. But it is highly doubtful, seeing as how this in many respects, was a once in a lifetime experience.
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Nigel really should try to be more responsible.
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that made me laugh for lie 5 minutes straight...especially the part about the treasure.lmao.
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Man Steals Sack Of Jock Straps
Just before closing time, in a gym near Belleville, a man walked in and started working out on the machines. This type of behavior isn't out of the ordinary. But what happened next was far from ordinary. 15 minutes after entering the gym, the man who witnesses later identified as 28 year old Gerard Way snuck back into the gym's laundry room. Once there, he removed a pillow case from his pocket and began filling it with jock straps that were sitting in a hamper waiting to be washed. Once he had the pillow case filled, he ran out the laundry room door, running between the excercise equipment and headed straight for the exit. About 1/2 way through the gym, he bumped into someone who recognized him. Gerard Way, 28, dropped the pillow case and ran out the door, but not before grabbing a handfull of jock straps and making his escape. Workers at the gym chased after the man but were unable to stop him. Police are still looking for Gerard for further questioning.
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lmao jock straps though.
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In a recent study, it has been found that people with the name Gerard are 10 times more likely to pass gas in cars than other people. The study also shows that people with the name Gerard pass gas in elevators and other confined spaces, like cubicles, just as often.
"A liquor store or two keeps the GAS TANK full..."
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'Cubicles' and 'Demolition Lovers'!
I really wish these things weren't so addicting.
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i think i had a mild seizure in between the fits of laughing.
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