3rd Ritual- FUCK YES

[stfu_im_praying]

Three fucking days?! HOLY SHIT! Well, at least Lord Jashin is willing to give me a little leeway. I kind of wished that those little fuckers would bleed, but oh well. I've been taught not to discriminate, so it's all fucking good.

Hey, Jon. That was some wild detour, huh? How did you feel when I launched ourselves into the air? Granted, I was still

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Private.

[jonny_talbain]

It was pretty impressive - never seen a human do anything quite like that.

As for the werewolf thing... it's a long story and not one I often take the time to share. Basicly, me Dad is a Demon General from the Makai, or demon realm. He was injured in battle on Earth and My Mum found him, nursed him back to health, and for her trouble he got her pregnant. She died in childbirth.

I didn't show you before then because we were getting along pretty well and most folk tend to take exception to me when I'm all teeth and fur. Don't know how it is on your world mate, but where I'm from, being a Darkstalker tends to get you shot at more than anything else.

Now what did you get in the mail that you're yelling about? Bloody hell, I can hear you from my dorm.

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[stfu_im_praying]

Ah ha, thanks! You'll have to thank my scythe, actually. It was specially made for Jashin's disciples, so I really love that thing to fucking bits.

Damn, sorry to hear about that, especially on what happened to your mother...

Well, from what I've heard, people usually shun you if you're not "normal", as is in the case with a former teammate of mine and most of the jinchuurikis we've sealed. But, hey. If I can handle a half-shark man and a freaky venus flytrap dude, then you being a werewolf is no fucking problem at all, seriously! Okay, there may be one or two nicknames on the side, but I only mean that in affection.

Oh, that? I JUST GOT MY POKEMON LICENSE. HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?!

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[jonny_talbain]

I'll admit, it's a pretty bloody slick weapon, mate and I'd hate to see the pointy end of it headed my way.

It's nothing to be sorry for - can't miss what you never had and the couple what raised me did the best job they could. Until they realised I wasn't human like them and chased me out of town with fire and knives along with the rest of the angry mob.

It sounds as though your world is a lot more friendly toward those people who are less than orthodox. I'm glad it doesn't sour our aquaintanship, mate.

A pokemon license? What the bloody hell is that?

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[stfu_im_praying]

Don't worry. If we ever spar, I'll just use one of the wooden weapons that the castle has on hand. ...they do have those, right?

Meh, all because of what you are? That fucking sucks, seriously. If it were me, I would have...well, you know!

Psh, if you say so. I think still think that they're stupid for doing that. As strange as it may seem, I've been taught from Lord Jashin to not discriminate against anybody. Except for greedy fuckers like my old teammate Kakuzu. Money is against the religion, so they can go straight to hell for all I care.

Surge told me it was basically a Pokedex. A small red rectangular thing. Once I figure out how to work this thing, I'll be all set to get a Houndoom.

[splashblue067]

Do I want to know what you're screaming about?

[stfu_im_praying]

Sure, why the fuck not? I JUST GOT MY LICENSE!!!

[splashblue067]

...Congratulations?

[stfu_im_praying]

Why, thank you! With this, I'll finally be able to catch a Houndoom!

[Wait, what. Hidan, quit talking about stuff to people that they don't know/barely know about.]

[puyopuyoflame]

Got what? Got what? What did you get?!

[stfu_im_praying]

I GOT MY POKEMON LICENSE~!!!

[puyopuyoflame]

Pokemon? Aren't those what Mr. Surge teaches?

But, why do you need to have a license...?

[stfu_im_praying]

Yep. I thought that it would be kind of lame at first, but as it turns out, it can be pretty fucking awesome.

Apparently, you need to have one to catch them, though.

[mr_mildmannered]

*Super hearing detects that the homicidal cultist is happy about something. THIS CAN'T BE A GOOD THING*

[stfu_im_praying]

[Oh, hey Clark. He'll most likely be running and dancing around the castle, still screaming like a loony about what he got. Dare you find out what it is he's nuts about at the moment?]

[mr_mildmannered]

*No he's just going to hide in his dorm in case it's Kryptonite or something equally unpleasant*

[stfu_im_praying]

[How ironic that he actually is prancing about with something safe. No worries, he'll show it to you at a later time.]

[morose_perv]

[Dare he ask what was all the ruckus? Oh wait, he does.]

Got what?

[stfu_im_praying]

I GOT MY POKEMON LICENSE, I FUCKING GOT MY POKEMON LICENSE!!!

[morose_perv]

[What is this? What is this Pokemon? What. :|]

... Congratulations.

[stfu_im_praying]

[The greatest thing to help this nutcase stave off some of his loneliness, if he ever gets one.]

Thanks, Tsuchiya! You know, you should introduce yourself to Surge sometime. You seriously have got to fucking know about Pokemon. Fucking sweet~!