we're in a youth hostel in grasmere, where there are big big mountains to climb and constant goat bleating for background noise. pretty absurd, don't y'know? it is a small town, like gravenhurst -- overridden with senior citizens, they must have the lowest crime rate ever ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm in the famous university town of England now...I've got some quality stories ( Read more... )

i saw midnight shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, at the globe theatre and it was mediocre at best - the actors ranged between 'attrocious' to 'lacking conviction,' and antony's death was played as comedy - Billy S. would have gouged out some eyes with his quill ( Read more... )

I'm reporting live from the belly of the beast, on a courtesy computer at a New Jersey Hilton hotel - where the toilet-tops in the lobby lavatory are kept more anti-septic than my own home's kitchen counter ( Read more... )

"non-conformity" called while you were at the mall
with the angst of pale gangstas
in a minimum-waged teen-age rage of a turf war
with these persons plagiarised, gauged
on how well they brag while i gag
gawking at their du-rags
(the proverbial anglo suburban turban)
hey it might be catchy. but so was the plague
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dear livejournal, i am leaving you for myspace.
& a girl tried to pick me up today at Turtle Jacks, i felt so hot.

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