BECAUSE I HAVE TO POST THIS NONSENSE SOMEWHERE. IT'S BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL DAY
THIS WILL READ LIKE A BAD STAR TREK XI CROSSOVER JUST FYI
OLDER WISER ZACH COMES BACK FROM THE FUTURE IN WHICH ZACH AND CHRIS ARE TOGETHER AND HE’S SO SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT THEY AREN’T IN THE PRESENT TIME. THEY TRY TO WOO ZACH BUT CHRIS REALIZES HE’S IN LOVE WITH JON AND CHRIS IS ALL “AS LONG AS HE’S HAPPY. BUT IT’S MEANT TO BE IT’LL HAPPEN” AND ZACH IS ALL “YOU’RE MORE LIKE MY CHRIS BACK HOME THAN YOU THINK” AND ZACH GOES BACK TO HIS PRESENT AND I GUESS CHRIS WENT BACK IN TIME AND ACCIDENTALLY BROKE THEM UP.
KEY QUOTES
ZachPrime: You mean we are not together?
Chris: Huh, us? Nah. You're dating this Jon guy."
and
Zach: Hey Joe!
Zach Prime: I am not our brother. Our head is not quite as big