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Your Absent Lover's Things | Mark/Eduardo | ~500 words | R | based on a joke from the Roast of Donald Trump | The Social Network
Eduardo didn’t know why he was in the oval office. He didn’t know why he was in the oval office for the fifth time this week. Mark didn’t care for subtely, Eduardo was pretty sure he didn’t know what the word meant but Eduardo fucking did. He doesn’t understand why he allows himself to fall in this trap again and again. Except he loves Mark. He does, still after all the bullshit and trials. He planned on dropping off the face of the earth after the final settlement and he was getting pretty good at it.
But when Mark Zuckerberg, President of the United States, offers you a job publically you can’t really turn it down.
This has nothing to do with their current predicament. Mark being president has nothing to do with these late night oval office meetings. Eduardo’s pretty sure they’re call rendezvous in this day and age.
He hates this most times. Mark’s not married but he is. He has a wife and she’s not stupid. She knows they’re fucking. She kows. She’s fucking the Presidents kept boy whenthey actually do end up having sex. She knew what she was getting into when they got married. The baggage he carried. Being heels over ass in love with the man who fucking him out of a company. A man who is going to sell him out to North Korea the first chance he can get.
Pretending he regrets this decision but once Mark walks in he knows this is where he wants to be.
*
Eduardo knows he can pull the plug on this so fast. He is Monica Lewinski so why not continue on the role. Sell Mark out. But he can’t. He can’t lie and say it doesn’t pass through his mind once or twice before Mark’s mouth is on his and he stops thinking altogether.
Mark has had his way with Eduardo on this desk more times than he has interns in his office, which is a fucking lot. Eduardo is clutching the lip of the desk as Mark is absent mindingly pushing into him again and again. This is where they have most of their conversations.
“Your polls are unh getting up this quarter but Glenn Beck is still getting on your ass about taxes.”
“Glenn Beck couldn’t come up with a good comeback if you wrote it for him.”
When Mark is actually paying attention they don’t talk at all. He, Mark, does this on purpose. Whenever Eduardo asks what they’re doing Mark gives him his full attention and Eduardo can barely make a noise.
*
Mark’s not married but he does have a girlfriend. He doesn’t care for her and it’s public knowledge. Eduardo asks why he keeps her around and Mark replies she takes good pictures. HE doesn’t care for her and she knos it. That really complicates things when she finds them together. Eduardo doesn’t like her especially after she finds them together.
She’s a bitch and maybe that’s who Mark deserves but Eduardo wants better for him. Not even Eduardo just someone.
“She’s evil.”
“You’re the one who told me to care about my image, Wardo.”
He did but that doesn’t make it less true.
She has an innocent face but Eduwardo knows she saw them; watched them in the privacy of Mark’s office. They made eye contact during and now everything seems normal. No one says a word when she keeps wearing more expensive jewelery.
Eduardo didn’t know why he was in the oval office. He didn’t know why he was in the oval office for the fifth time this week. Mark didn’t care for subtely, Eduardo was pretty sure he didn’t know what the word meant but Eduardo fucking did. He doesn’t understand why he allows himself to fall in this trap again and again. Except he loves Mark. He does, still after all the bullshit and trials. He planned on dropping off the face of the earth after the final settlement and he was getting pretty good at it.
But when Mark Zuckerberg, President of the United States, offers you a job publically you can’t really turn it down.
This has nothing to do with their current predicament. Mark being president has nothing to do with these late night oval office meetings. Eduardo’s pretty sure they’re call rendezvous in this day and age.
He hates this most times. Mark’s not married but he is. He has a wife and she’s not stupid. She knows they’re fucking. She kows. She’s fucking the Presidents kept boy whenthey actually do end up having sex. She knew what she was getting into when they got married. The baggage he carried. Being heels over ass in love with the man who fucking him out of a company. A man who is going to sell him out to North Korea the first chance he can get.
Pretending he regrets this decision but once Mark walks in he knows this is where he wants to be.
*
Eduardo knows he can pull the plug on this so fast. He is Monica Lewinski so why not continue on the role. Sell Mark out. But he can’t. He can’t lie and say it doesn’t pass through his mind once or twice before Mark’s mouth is on his and he stops thinking altogether.
Mark has had his way with Eduardo on this desk more times than he has interns in his office, which is a fucking lot. Eduardo is clutching the lip of the desk as Mark is absent mindingly pushing into him again and again. This is where they have most of their conversations.
“Your polls are unh getting up this quarter but Glenn Beck is still getting on your ass about taxes.”
“Glenn Beck couldn’t come up with a good comeback if you wrote it for him.”
When Mark is actually paying attention they don’t talk at all. He, Mark, does this on purpose. Whenever Eduardo asks what they’re doing Mark gives him his full attention and Eduardo can barely make a noise.
*
Mark’s not married but he does have a girlfriend. He doesn’t care for her and it’s public knowledge. Eduardo asks why he keeps her around and Mark replies she takes good pictures. HE doesn’t care for her and she knos it. That really complicates things when she finds them together. Eduardo doesn’t like her especially after she finds them together.
She’s a bitch and maybe that’s who Mark deserves but Eduardo wants better for him. Not even Eduardo just someone.
“She’s evil.”
“You’re the one who told me to care about my image, Wardo.”
He did but that doesn’t make it less true.
She has an innocent face but Eduwardo knows she saw them; watched them in the privacy of Mark’s office. They made eye contact during and now everything seems normal. No one says a word when she keeps wearing more expensive jewelery.