[05]

[stfuandstfd]

Tobi, I did your stupid dare. I hope you're fucking happy.

I'm sharing a room with, uh, Master. The freak says he's doing it to keep me 'out of trouble.' I think he's just a homo. Seriously, he's been hitting on fucking Tobi all week. Fag.

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[goodboy_tobi]

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[stfuandstfd]

... yeah, great.

[goodboy_tobi]

*giggles uncontrollably*

[threadsofevil]

To think I actually thought you were semi-intelligent... I don't know if your apparently less than average sized brain can remember this, but fairly recently you gave me a dare. This dare instructed me to hit on Tobi for a week. The fact that you are publicly stating, while knowing the truth of this matter, that I am a 'homo' or a 'fag' because I'm hitting on Tobi (which, let me remind you again, you dared me to do) just shows that you have a problem with it. (This is not news to me-- I've had my suspicions for a while now.)

A. Meaning you're jealous, thus making you the faggot.

B. Meaning you're jealous as well, because there's nothing else that you can be... besides an idiot. An idiotic faggot. An idiotic jealous faggot.

Your childish feelings, methods of attempted humiliation, and means of gaining attention for yourself only amuse me, Hidan.

[stfuandstfd]

I was pointing it out because dude, you are way too fucking into it. I mean, everyone else did their dares half-assed, but you? Seriously, it just makes you look like you actually want to tap Tobi's ass.

... thinking that you'll fucking assrape the guy doesn't make me jealous or a fucking fag! Seriously, get over yourself, man.

'Sides, you're the one who fucking wanted to share a bed with me, master.

[threadsofevil]

I feel no need to explain why I seem to be 'too fucking into it', so continue to think what you want about that.

I didn't know that you cared about what I did, or about Tobi. Wow. You learn something new everyday~

Mm-- I distinctly recall wanting the bed for myself, and only choosing to share it with you when you demanded for it as well. You really can't remember shit accurately, can you?

[stfuandstfd]

That's because you don't fucking have an explanation outside of 'I want to fuck Tobi.'

I don't-- it's just hard to miss.

My memory's fine, dipshit-- I mean, master. *rolls eyes* You fucking offered to share! And what choice did I have? It's my bed. I'm not fucking giving it up for you, even if I have to share with an asspirate.

[curry_bitch]

I knew that you shinobi were homos.

[stfuandstfd]

... who the fuck are you?

And no, just Kakuzu. Oh yeah, and the Leaf-fags.

[curry_bitch]

Karashi.

I dunno, you're the one sleeping in the same room as a homo. Doesn't that ultimately make you one too?

He's hitting on Tobi? ...Are you sure he's not the doll-rapist? Hitting on him is kindof...

[stfuandstfd]

No, not if I cockblock him, man.

Nah, the dolls' mood levels would be way fucking down. He's got tentacles.

[artist_deidei]

... on Tobi, un?!

[threadsofevil]

He dared me to do it.

[artist_deidei]

I can't believe you that actually accepted it, un...

[stfuandstfd]

The fucker was really into it, too.

[myartisalive]

Aren't you a homosexual as well, Invincible Man?

[stfuandstfd]

...

The fuck? I'm not fucking gay.

[so_blase]

What about bi?

[stfuandstfd]

When the fuck did this turn into 'let's discuss Hidan's sexuality' day?