[07]

[stfuandstfd]

I just got my cheesecake~ 'cept I think it might be tainted with malaria? Dunno, but it's fucking typical.

I'm so fucking tired, I can barely get out of bed. It's fucking-- holy fuck, this cheesecake is so fucking good, I don't even care about the malaria thing. Hell, it might help me out with my little problem.

Comments

[so_blase]

Little problem? What's that?

[stfuandstfd]

You know, whatever the fuck the bitch decided to infect me with, dude.

[so_blase]

Ah. So you're one of the ones having a litter are you?

[stfuandstfd]

... Yeah. She's probably just fucking with us, though, man. I bet it's just something harmless, like salmonella poisoning.

[foxy_noodle]

Not you.

[stfuandstfd]

Ugh, not you again.

[foxy_noodle]

Hey, don't get pissy just because my buddy drop kicked you in to a hole.

[stfuandstfd]

Whatever you say, man. Don't you have anything better to dish out than that?

[threadsofevil]

[stfuandstfd]

What the hell do you want? I'm not in the mood to deal with your crap today, Kakuzu.

[threadsofevil]

Nothing-- continue to eat your cheesecake.

[stfuandstfd]

No, you obviously have something to fucking say, otherwise you wouldn't be hanging around here. Spit it out.

[goodboy_tobi]

*starry-eyed, masked, whatever!*

[stfuandstfd]

... what the fuck is it, Tobi?

[goodboy_tobi]

*can hardly contain himself*

Hidan-kun is having a baby! or he's going to explode!!

[stfuandstfd]

...

No.

[gimme_yo_sword]

Malaria's going around too!? Shit, this place would be better off as a hospital!

Pie and now cheesecake? What are you a baked goods junkie?

[stfuandstfd]

Who knows? At least malaria's better than a fucking pregnancy, that's for fucking sure.

... I can't help it, I just really fucking wanted some. Damit, I'm not even hungry.

[gimme_yo_sword]

Oh so you're in denial just like Sasuke then! Geez, take pregnancy like a man!...if there's a way to do that....

Right, so malaria's giving you cravings for cheesecake~? *snickers*

[stfuandstfd]

I think most men would be fucking freaked out, to be perfectly fucking honest.

... it's possible!