Hey losers

[stfuplzthx]

I'm back, full-time.

Now. I want a detailed summary of everything that has happened since I've been gone. Make it interesting. You will be graded on how entertaining it is.

Comments

[striderx284]

You got nominated for Sexiest Male in the Ciddies.

[stfuplzthx]

And won?!

[foreverzero0]

Who cares?! You're back!

[king_bahamut]

Wait, you left?

[uselessrandom]

I was thinking today, "Hey, that fucker better come back sometime soon."

Welcome back, fucker!

I went to school and came home just about every day, except for Saturdays and Sundays, when I just stayed home. That was pretty regular up until yesterday. Now I'm on summer break and bored to tears! Let's make a baby!

[arse_cake]

i made out with anjelina golie