We're onto you.

[stfuturds]

SHARON.

SHARON.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

STAN, STANLEY ARE YOU OKAY?!

SHELLEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

SHARON!! SHARON!!

OH MY GOD, SHARON!

...

Thank fuck that's over. Basement is flooded though.

Ugh.

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[stan_o]

Dude, I think our dad is related to Ozzie.

[stfuturds]

It'd make a whole lot of fucking sense.

[stan_o]

God, now I'm gonna think of him everytime I hear a shouted "SHARON".

Fuck.

[stfuturds]

It's a shame that there aren't any dried up fossilized old rock stars who scream STANLEY.

Then we'd really be fucking set.