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sick

May 04, 2005 19:00

"...Also, most everyone who wears anything on their lips ends up eating it. I've read that the average woman eats around 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime! Find something in your kitchen that weighs 6 pounds or several things that add up to six pounds to see just how much lipstick that is. It makes me fat just thinking about it. So you better ( Read more... )

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urbanevangelist May 23 2005, 01:25:46 UTC

Think about this logically. Take something from your kitchen that weighs 6 pounds and then think about how much lip/chapstick you could ACTUALLY swallow. Jesus!! Considering that lipsticks weight fuck all and most of it goes on glasses etc. I think you'll find it's nowhere near six pounds.

Hey, think about all the flies and spiders you swallow in a lifetime, how many calories dya reckon they have? Scary shit.

i agree katerbabes420 June 3 2005, 06:57:29 UTC

but that's 6 pounds in a LIFETIME. so that's from the entirity of a woman's actual life expectancy. i'm sure spiders have more calories though.

Re: i agree urbanevangelist June 3 2005, 11:48:21 UTC

Why would they? Their outer shell is probably undigestible.

Re: i agree made_to_order June 11 2005, 13:42:41 UTC

alright fine, then you gain your 6 pounds of WAX!!! lol

yeah excessiveacid June 20 2005, 02:04:12 UTC

But the other side of it is: When you are wearing something on your lips, like perfectly applied lipgloss or lipstick, you dont want to eat anything to mess it up.

Re: yeah made_to_order June 20 2005, 04:52:37 UTC

6 pounds for life, or a billion calories a day? hmm. good point.

aine_ai October 1 2005, 06:05:13 UTC

You swallow six lbs, you don't gain six lbs. There's a difference. Is it even digestable? Are there even calories in whatever it's made out of? I doubt it.

I think we're safe.

made_to_order October 23 2005, 16:20:09 UTC

yeah, but who wants to swallow 6lbs of chapstick? imagine that chapstick residue in your stomach