Sometimes I sit around and wonder things, for no real reason. Like, the other day at work I was sitting there eating my orange and thinking about how the orange is a great fruit because it's easily pulled into bite sized pieces for you to enjoy. It's better than an apple, because unless you have something to cut the apple up with, you get no bite ( Read more... )

1. Seven things to do before I die ( Read more... )

Yeah, I made a New Years resolution for myself this year. It was to not be such a raging bitch when I get annoyed about stupid little things. It lasted 10 minutes. In my defense, I said it while parked in the Sam's Club parking lot so that I could finish my tasty McDonalds french fries without having to worry about driving down the road. So I ( Read more... )

Can someone please tell me why I just spent an hour reading bad fanfiction? Oh, because I'm fucking bored. At least I got a laugh out of it. *sigh* Sometimes my life is so dull. If anyone needs me I will be letting my cat bat my head back and forth between his paws because I know he wants to. I can see it in his eyes.

I hope everyone had a great holiday. Mine is always nuts having to bounce between three houses on Christmas Day. We mixed things up this year and did gifts with Jason's family first thing in the morning since we live with his mom this Christmas. That meant that at 7 a.m. we did presents here, then 9:30 was gifts with my family and then 4:30 it ( Read more... )

How was your weekend? Here was mine ( Read more... )

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me ( Read more... )

There are times in life when karma gives you a big fat return in your favor and you just have to grin. I'm currently living in one of those moments and I'm savoring it like the chocolates I get shipped to me from Germany every Christmas. Not an ounce of this little ball of happiness is going to go to waste ( Read more... )

Thanks for finding this quiz Kelly! I didn't even cheat to make sure that I was Kermit!


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From my half black friend Eric when my brother was talking about playing a Tiger Woods video game:
"What's the point of playing a black guy if you don't get to steal cars?"