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Accidental Video • Bombs away!

Jun 01, 2011 16:20

[Attention citizens of Espoir.

[There are bombs exploding outside your windows. This is not a drill. If you refer to your Dreamberry, you might just be able to make out the familiar figure of Gokudera Hayato, screaming curses and flinging dynamite at a mob of angry scarecrows in the field.

[Please keep your distance and continue about your day safely ( Read more... )

!accidental video, angry scrarecrows as target practice, blasting holes in the fields, dynamite + gokudera = unstable, vongola public service, don't they ever die

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video. lacrosseracket June 1 2011, 21:55:16 UTC

[What the shit. WHAT IS THAT RACKET COMING FROM OUTSIDE?! The shock from the explosions tipped over Hime's bowl of ramen and she is not very happy about that. :| She peeks out the front door of her cottage, then checks her Dreamberry.

... Oh. Him again.]

Hey, Gokudera! What the hell are you up to this time?!

video (hahahaha mad <3 forever) stickinmypants June 1 2011, 22:07:01 UTC

I'M ENDING THESE CRAZY BAST-- [Exploooooosion!!!]

video. (<3<3<3<3) lacrosseracket June 1 2011, 22:27:05 UTC

[GAAAAH NOT AGAIN. She already lost her ramen... SHE DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE THE ROOF OVER HER HEAD TOO. She can't stand the thought of being homeless! How would she break the news to Touka?!

Sooo... She goes and picks up her lacrosse racket.]

Geez, is there never a day when you aren't getting into trouble?! I'm heading over there right now.

video ♥ stickinmypants June 1 2011, 22:31:49 UTC

TCH, I CAN HANDLE THIS! [But hey, +1 that he's complimenting his own skill and not dissing hers, because he's already decided she is badass enough to be taken semi-seriously, for a girl]

video.→action. 1/2 lacrosseracket June 1 2011, 23:20:46 UTC

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CAN! At this rate, you'll blow up the entire village, you idiot!

[Without waiting for his input, she shuts off the video feed and heads out. At incredible speed, she hops from the rooftops in order to have an easier time to locate the source of the explosions. Finally spotting the familiar chain-smoking middle-school kid, she hops off the roof to join to fight---]

action forever 2/2 lacrosseracket June 1 2011, 23:21:47 UTC

[---and lands in front of him on her back, creating an impressive crater on the ground. Ouch.]

action forever stickinmypants June 1 2011, 23:45:16 UTC

[Gokudera stumbles back, eyes wide, and narrowly avoids falling on his own ass.

[Scarecrows forgotten, wtf just happened?

[And...is she dead? Damn]

lacrosseracket June 2 2011, 02:25:12 UTC

[Not quite dead, as Hime quickly springs back into action. Though she's a bit dazed, evident by her swaying. She wags a finger accusingly at Gokudera.]

Th... That was on purpose! I didn't slip off the roof or anything! It's a... a special technique to catch them off guard!

[Yes, she totally thinks she can convince anyone with that.

stickinmypants June 3 2011, 12:06:29 UTC

Tch. It's useless if you can't actually kill the bastards with it.

[But Gokudera half-way believes it was intentional! He just thinks it was a stupid plan]

lacrosseracket June 3 2011, 21:56:07 UTC

[Well, that works too. Hime finally gets her bearings, and shakes of the daze. She turns to face the horde of angry scarecrows, and readies her lacrosse racket.]

... What did you do?

[Yeah, she totally assumes it's his fault. :D]

stickinmypants June 3 2011, 23:09:48 UTC

[Well, it is. Kind of. A little bit. Technically. BUT-]

Those bastards were getting too close! One of them threw a rake at me. [Snarls] I blew him up.

lacrosseracket June 3 2011, 23:35:58 UTC

[Making excuses? The (wannabe) Mayor will not accept that!

Oh, incoming pitchfork. Hime just bats it away with her racket.]

So, why did it throw a rake at you?

[IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING HER?]

stickinmypants June 9 2011, 01:46:53 UTC

Hell if I know! Why don't you ask them? [Snarls and Gokudera will be avoiding the subject tossing a stick of dynamite at the pitchfork throwing bastard. Dead strawmen don't talk]

lacrosseracket June 9 2011, 02:24:34 UTC

Man, whatever. I'll just beat it out of you later, after we deal with these guys and get you out of here.

[She may or may not have meant that literally. She takes a step back, almost taking her racket into a batter's position.]

Ninth Formation...

[She then swings the racket horizontally---]

CLOUD SLICE!

[The strength in that single motion was powerful enough to send out a gust of wind, effectively tearing up the ground and smashing several of the rampaging scarecrows in its path.

Yes, she can rend the earth with a lacrosse racket.]

stickinmypants June 9 2011, 02:28:37 UTC

[Holy shiiii-

[His dynamite seems like childsplay compared to this... sorcery! Gokudera is holding a handful of unlit bombs and gaping at her work.

[The hell?]

lacrosseracket June 9 2011, 02:55:07 UTC

[It's not sorcery! Anyone can do it if they can swing a stick at Mach 3 Speed! :D]

Oh, they weren't as tough as I thought.

[She turns to Gokurdera.]

Anyway, shouldn't you just continue on with your day now? You're gonna tear down people's homes if you keep this up!

[And you ruined her lunch! >:| Be thankful that she isn't giving The Lecture(TM) yet.]

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