Accidental Video • Dishes attack!

[stickinmypants]

[The Dreamberry cuts on when a dish skirts over it, leaving a trail of soap suds, followed by a string of cursing]

Son of a --

[And another dish misses the sink, this one hitting the floor with a definite crash. It's done for]

Shit!

[WAH! Gokudera just wanted to clean the sludge off the few dishes he could find inside the post-flood cottage. Waste not

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[forevveraglub]

[Have some laughter roaring from your dreamberry, Gokudera.]

Ahahaha--What's the matter? Can't handle ewen menial tasks? How sad!

[stickinmypants]

[Red-faced Gokudera levels a quick glare at the soapy Dreamberry on the countertop]

Screw you, asshole! I'd like to see you do better. [Can't be a cinch with fucking flippers!]

[forevveraglub]

[Have some more laughing.]

I can handle somethin' as simple as cleanin' dishes, idiot. It isn't like it's complicated, but apparently to SOME people, it is. Ahahaha. Tell me, can you tie your own shoes? Or do you need help with that as well?

[stickinmypants]

I can manage just fine, you fucker!

Tch! I just don't waste time in the kitchen. [Huffs, reaching for a rag to wipe his hands off with and cursing when he steps on broken china]

Fuck!

[Video]

[_devil_inside]

[Dante's just...gonna be over there, laughing his fucking ass off.]

[Video]

[stickinmypants]

[While riding out the pain, Gokudera distractedly curses the laughter he can hear over the phone]

F-fuck you!

[Video]

[_devil_inside]

[Ah, no. Dante's just gonna keep up his snortling. PAYBACK'S A BITCH, BRO.]

Need some help there, Chief?

[Video]

[stickinmypants]

[Hops over to the counter so he can lean against it and glare at the Dreamberry]

Do I look like I need help?

This is nothing.

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[chainsawofdeath]

Ah ha~!

[A bit of a laugh]

It's not that hard to wash a few dishes!! Do I need to come show you the proper way to handle breakables~?!

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[stickinmypants]

[Fuck it. Not the S.T.P. (if you ask nicely, Gokudera might decode his code name for this clearly non-human being).

[The laughing already sets him off, so whatever is said after that point still earns a growl as he tries to skate through soapy mess to lean against the counter]

Don't you think I know that? Tch.

I can wash a fucking dish if I want to.

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[chainsawofdeath]

Sweetheart, if you could wash a dish, there wouldn't be broken dishes lying on the floor~! ♥

Look, I'm offering my assistance! I know how to deal with this sort of thing, I used to be a butler!

[Not that he was a good butler or anything, but that's irrelevant.]

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[stickinmypants]

[Scoff] Yeah, right.

And it fucking slipped, got it?

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[royalfryingpain]

[His turn to laugh.]

HAHAHA! You can't even wash dishes?

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[stickinmypants]

Shut up! [Snarls]

Fuck. [Hisses, hopping over to the counter]

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[royalfryingpain]

[That gets him to stop laughing for a bit to blink confusedly.]

What are you doing..?

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[stickinmypants]

What's it look like, asshole?

[13thkey]

[...... What did he just watch-]

You okay?

[stickinmypants]

[Some cursing and fumbling before Gokudera leans into the counter near the Dreamberry, hissing at his foot]

Shit. That hurt.

[13thkey]

Looked like it might.

... Washing dishes isn't that hard.

[stickinmypants]

[Scoff] You think?