Accidental Video • Dishes attack!

Jul 10, 2011 10:50

[The Dreamberry cuts on when a dish skirts over it, leaving a trail of soap suds, followed by a string of cursing]

Son of a --

[And another dish misses the sink, this one hitting the floor with a definite crash. It's done for]

Shit!

[WAH! Gokudera just wanted to clean the sludge off the few dishes he could find inside the post-flood cottage. Waste not ( Read more... )

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 11 2011, 02:21:47 UTC
Ah ha~!

[A bit of a laugh]

It's not that hard to wash a few dishes!! Do I need to come show you the proper way to handle breakables~?!

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[video] stickinmypants July 11 2011, 10:09:07 UTC
[Fuck it. Not the S.T.P. (if you ask nicely, Gokudera might decode his code name for this clearly non-human being).

[The laughing already sets him off, so whatever is said after that point still earns a growl as he tries to skate through soapy mess to lean against the counter]

Don't you think I know that? Tch.

I can wash a fucking dish if I want to.

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 11 2011, 20:19:11 UTC
Sweetheart, if you could wash a dish, there wouldn't be broken dishes lying on the floor~! ♥

Look, I'm offering my assistance! I know how to deal with this sort of thing, I used to be a butler!

[Not that he was a good butler or anything, but that's irrelevant.]

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[video] stickinmypants July 12 2011, 00:48:30 UTC
[Scoff] Yeah, right.

And it fucking slipped, got it?

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Re: [video] chainsawofdeath July 12 2011, 07:59:18 UTC
And that's what happened to the other dishes, too? All of them slipped out of your hands?! [Ha!] Sweetheart, I'm being honest, I can help you out if you need me to~ ★ Trust me, I know how to wash dishes~

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[video] stickinmypants July 12 2011, 10:19:58 UTC
[Flustered, so red]

I need a fucking band-aid! [Jerks a piece of china from the sole of his foot, only to curse after the fact because that hurt like a bitch]

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 13 2011, 05:17:40 UTC
I don't understand why!! Why would you want to cover up that beautiful blood~?! Let it flow, it's positively gorgeous... ♥

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[video] stickinmypants July 13 2011, 14:52:52 UTC
The fuck? [the hell, this crazy bastard!]

Why the hell would I do that? It's disgusting.

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 13 2011, 21:15:08 UTC
Disgusting?! Oh no, not at all!!!

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[video] stickinmypants July 14 2011, 00:23:18 UTC
I almost forgot what a crazy bastard you are! [Growl]

Like hell, I need your help with anything.

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 16 2011, 09:10:00 UTC
It sure looks like you need my help with everything!! Look at yourself, you're a mess!!

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[video] stickinmypants July 17 2011, 03:52:18 UTC
Oi!

I don't want hear that from you, bastard!

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 18 2011, 00:56:16 UTC
A pity since I'm going to say what I want to you whether you want to hear it or not!!

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[video] stickinmypants July 18 2011, 01:00:23 UTC
Tch! Doesn't mean I have to listen. [Gokudera is the maturest 14 year old ever]

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[video] chainsawofdeath July 18 2011, 01:03:14 UTC
You're listening to me now!!!

[And Grell is the maturest... Death God ever. (there's no telling how old he is).]

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[video] stickinmypants July 18 2011, 01:09:40 UTC
[Doesn't matter. Anything > 14 qualifies as 'old man' to Gokudera and he doesn't trust older men]

Because you're so fucking noisy, it can't be helped! [Looking for a fresh rag or something. Paper towels. Anything] Nuisance.

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