Video • Rude Awakening

[stickinmypants]

[When the Dreamberry clicks on, it's to the sound of cursing]

...the fuck?

[The bedclothes are being ripped back as Gokudera clambers out of bed. He rushes across the room, throws open the door to the bathroom, and switches on the light. Off the screen, there's some shuffling as his shirt is removed, then a relieved bark of laughter, which continues

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[handfulmagica]

[... What. Sayaka pretty much drops the slice of toast that she was about to bite into. It's too early for your shit, Gokudera.]

Why? Were you a girl before, Wrinkles?

[stickinmypants]

[Never too early for this face! Rise and shine]

Like hell!

That was the worst NIGHTMARE of my LIFE!

[handfulmagica]

[... Really now. Sayaka manages to recover from that morning shock and is now chewing on her toast thoughtfully.]

I'm pretty sure it would be scary! I mean, you'd be a really ugly girl.

[stickinmypants]

Screw you! [Why is he so OFFENDED by this? He doesn't want to even think about being a girl, but still - being accused of making an ugly girl by this girl just rubs Gokudera the wrong way doesn't everything?]

Like you're so much to look at! Tch.

[handfulmagica]

[And Sayaka isn't offended one bit, because she is totally aware that she's an unattractive tomboy. Also, he really needs to stop setting himself up for some trolling. She pops the last bit of toast into her mouth, and places a hand under her chin to show that she is VERY deep in thought as she chews. After swallowing her breakfast, finally concludes:]

So! Deep down, you want to become a pretty girl, Hayato-chan? What a twist!

[JAZZ HANDS!]

Uwaaaaaa~ Such a sad tale! Good luck, Hayato-chan! Faito!

1/?

[stickinmypants]

[Gokudera is wide eyed and confused for all of 3-2-1...]

--the fuck?

When the hell did I say ANYTHING like that?

I don't want to be a girl, I don't want to look like a girl, I don't want to ACT like a girl, I'm fucking GLAD I wasn't born a girl and if this place decides to fuck with me and turn me into a girl for a week, I will blow myself up to spare myself the embarrassment, I swear to God! [Huff, huff, huff.

[Yeah, that's probably not entirely true, but that's his story and Gokudera is sticking to it, with a glare!]

2/2

[stickinmypants]

OI!

And stop calling me that, you stupid girl! [As mean as he is, Gokudera has difficulty going there and calling her a bitch. Awww, maybe chivalry isn't dead]

[handfulmagica]

[Oh, so it looks like that nickname gets a bigger reaction from him. Good to know, because she's going to use it from now on. And hey, as long as he doesn't use the dreaded 'C'-word, she's not going to flip and attempt to hunt him down with a sword. :|b]

So Hayato-chan is a misogynist? Do you play for the other team, Hayato-chan~?

[stickinmypants]

Huh?

The fuck are you talking about? [Scowl]

[handfulmagica]

[She waggles a finger in the air as she puts it in more simpler terms:]

You seem to hate girls a lot... So does that mean you're into guys?

hahahaha what is that icon

[stickinmypants]

THE FUCK!

W-What...

I don't... [Chokes]

Fuck you! [Ding ding ding. Gokudera is super-flustered and at a loss for words]

the best icon as well as Sayaka's best Freud impression

[handfulmagica]

[HURRAH! A WINNER IS HER! /o/ Cue Sayaka laughing:]

HA HA HA!

[... Wait.]

Wait. So it's true?

[stickinmypants]

Oi! I didn't fucking say that!

Don't carried away, you stupid girl! [SCOWLS SO HARD]

[handfulmagica]

[BRB MORE LAUGHING :D She's showing no signs of stoppingHAHAHAHAHAHA---]

[stickinmypants]

[Growls] I will end you if you tell anyone! You hear me?!

[handfulmagica]

Oh, pssh! I can take you on anytime! Seriously though, why would I tell anyone if it isn't true? You're being way too defensive about this.