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[stickit_live]

how does so much change in 6 months?

i just can't take being here anymore

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[anonymous]

transfer to uconn!

[b_jud]

Transfer to Clown U.!

[uncle_chasse]

Only transfer somewhere if you want to. But if you need to talk, I'm always only 7 digits away. (a phone number if you didn't catch that)

[b_jud]

C'mon, Clown U. is looking for people like you!

I'm sorry if you take this as an insult.

[uncle_chasse]

Oh, no. I'm not taking it like any insult. Just helping him out too. It was also like I didn't feel like telling him to come here, cause if he doesn't want to, I don't want to feel like he's turning me down.

[stickit_live]

My application essay to clown school:

Hi my name is Josh Cornwall and I am writing you on behalf of my hopeful acceptance to your Clown University. I feel that I have many reason why I can be a clown. First of all I'm goofy looking and can't walk in a straight line without tripping after my own feet. Second of all I always get hurt doing stupid things, so it wouldn't phase me if I get hurt in the call of duty. Thirdly kids cry when they look at me. And lastly I've always been wanting to change my name and apperance ever since I killed a stripper last May. I hope that you approve me and I'd like to thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Joshua David Cornwall