MCA, Apartment #2, Saturday Mor--jk Early Afternoon

[stickitupmyjinx]

Vanessa didn't know her name was Vanessa yet, or anything else. What she did know was that she'd woken up in bed next to someone who looked like the ass side of the moon, and so now there was screaming. A lot of screaming.

Look, she would be really sorry later, but right now this was a bit much to take.

((For that guy.))

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[skullpoopl]

So, of course Wade woke up with a start, got tangled in the sheets and then promptly fell off the bed. "Jimmeny crickets, I think I broke something vital," he wheezed, squinting at some ladies' unmentionables and and a gun or five under the bed.

What the what?

[stickitupmyjinx]

Vanessa finally managed to catch her breath enough to say, "Oh, God," and then, "What the fuck?"

Look, it was a valid question.

[skullpoopl]

"What the fuck?" Wade asked right on back with all the necessary emphasis. He reached up to touch his face to make sure it wasn't busted up and then stopped at the weird texture.

And also his hand looked like it was covered in a very thin veneer of lunch meat.

"What the fuck?!"

[stickitupmyjinx]

"What the fuck happened to your face?" Vanessa asked, wrapping herself in the sheet to protect her modesty from the guy she'd apparently been in bed naked with ten minutes ago. "And your...everything else?"

Less important questions like 'what is my fucking name' could wait.