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[sticktokicks]

Told you guys we'd get the points back. Can we worry about something else now?

Like how the house-elves never make steak. What's up with that? I've eaten a beet more recently than I've eaten a steak. Isn't that illegal, or something? That's what everyone should be freaking out about.

Okay, so...who's good at Herbology?

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[slowpei]

...Dude, I never noticed that until now. That sucks.

[sticktokicks]

I KNOW! What do we do about it?

[slowpei]

We could ask them but then they might start punishing themselves for not doing it in the first place. It really creeps me out when they do that.

[sticktokicks]

Well...maybe. But maybe they'd be so happy that they have a request to fill that they'd get right on it.

[slowpei]

Yeah, yeah maybe! They'll be so happy that someone wants them to actually cook, they'd explode.

...Not literally. That'd be gross.

[sticktokicks]

I am not having house-elves guts mixed in with my food. That's nasty.

[slowpei]

You and me both, brother. But hey, it's worth a shot to ask them.

[sticktokicks]

Brother?

We should!

[slowpei]

Brotherhood of steak or something, how's that?

It'd probably be up to old Dumbles, too. But I'm pretty sure even an old guy like him can appreciate a good steak once in a while.

[sticktokicks]

Oh, okay. That's fine.

...right. I don't see why he'd mind, though.

[slowpei]

Yeah, the brotherhood of steak, fighting for steak justice!

I dunno, he'd have to add it to the cost I guess. Or whoever pays for the food. Steak doesn't grow on trees no matter how awesome that'd be.

[sticktokicks]

Awesome!

We should make a steak tree.