Early birthday gift

[sticky_as_rice]

So I just recieved a strange looking package from UPS just now. It was shaped in a box that looked like it contained a cruch for a dwarf. I looked at the shipping address and it was sent from a "Guy Robillard" but had my name and address on it, so my first thought was that someone had stolen my credit card number to purchase something for me,

Comments

[cambridgejen]

WHOA! YOU HAVE THE COOLEST UNCLE EVER!

[sticky_as_rice]

Yeah he's totally cool! We are pretty close, and his partner is only 2 days older than me.

[anonymous]

You can probably expect a call from Uncle. He may have sent that to you because they don't ship those things to certain states, including CA and NY.

[sticky_as_rice]

The blade is completely dull though, you can cut anything with it. I'd have to sharpen the whole thing for it to be lethal; my scissors are sharper.

[lele]

i think i've said this before, but i want your family to adopt me.

[sticky_as_rice]

I don't know if we need anymore AzNs in our family.

[lele]

UM HELLO I AM IRANIAN

[sticky_as_rice]

Um Hello, Iran is part of Asia!

[nomirena]

That is really cool. Do you know when it was made? Is it old? It reminds me of the gift that Rory got on Gilmore Girls last night.

[sticky_as_rice]

It's super cheesy and it's made in China...town. It's like one of those swords that you buy from the home shopping network, but worst cause i'm sure you can go to a place like Spencer's gift shop and buy it.

ha ha ha,,,

[piscesboy311]

Now, no one will mess with you when you venture into unsafe territory!

Re: ha ha ha,,,

[sticky_as_rice]

I just need the red zoot suit and a big hat with a feather on it.

sequel...

[piscesboy311]

You could totally create a sequel to "Kung Fu Hustle"! Sorry but I am wickedly obsessed with that film!

Re: sequel...

[sticky_as_rice]

I don't blame you, it's an awesome movie!