i'm flipping hungry!  i think today i'll be having


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a week or so ago, somebody glued a sad face on me while i was sleeping and i don't know how to take it off.

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*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*UPDATE*

+ time - 2:42 pm +

+ location - at work +

+ temperature - comfortable +

+ physical status - i just smashed my thumb in the drawer in the kitchen and now it's bleeding and my cuticle is hanging in little bits +

+ hunger status - had some spaghetti, moving on to salad shortly +

+ end_update +

i forgot the punch line of the broken car story... after the damage was done, we still had to pay $12 to get out of the garage!!!  (drumroll, here!)

( my poor baby car )

Man Sues Home Depot After Using Glue-Covered Toilet

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Well hello.  I'm too depressed to go to class today.  Luckily it's just my dance appreciation class so I really feel no remorse.  Well that's not true.

Last night was the NIN & Queens of the Stoneage concert.  First, we left late.  We got to DC and it was somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes before we could find a parking garage.  We found 2 parking ( Read more... )

( a little list of things i miss.... )

So you know this lady is like "OHMYGOD! I'm so glad I wore my umbrella dress today!!! But, ugh, GAHD! Why does my butt feel so cold!?  Maybe if I had some fat to warm my ass I'd be OK.  Oh well!  I'll got eat a skittle now!! Oh hell I'll eat three!! tee hee hee hee!"


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I am not feelin this job anymore.  People, pee-pull, get me out of here!  About 90% of my coworkers are the most annoying people on Earth and I'm not willing to stick around for the 10% I approve of.  The work I do is incredibly boring and redundant.  The pay is good, but damn it!  I'm college!  Can't I just be one of those kids who's parents pay ( Read more... )