I have decided that any of you who enjoy being awake this early must be spawns of satan himself. Why the fuck can't I get my cup of coffee from you bouncy degenerate fucks with out you giggling and smiling all over me? Keep your goddamn upbeat small talk to yourself and I'll keep my Witty and Darkly motivated rebuttles to myself. No I am not being ( Read more... )

Or at least Marni said that to me a couple times tonight. Everyone knows what panties i had on, what color, how they fit my ass, what sound Marni's hand made when she slapped my ass and a various amount of other tid bits of info ( Read more... )

Hey Rocky People who were at DFN tonight, I am really sorry about the slight comotion I caused by having to ER it. My first night back to see my friends and I leave to keep poor Becky hostage with my half naked ass in an ER room and leave my poor Skwon Fraser totally worried about me....At any rate I am sorry....*sends Loves ( Read more... )

Erm....My head hurts today. Its cold. Our Check engine light came on. Fucking Cars....and of course I ask Will....He is usless. " Uh....what?" And now we know why he isn't a scholar ( Read more... )

And we all start over. New Year, a new chain of 365 days to make great or fuck up, or do nothing with....I'd rather fuck them up at least ( Read more... )

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Ok so I am off to my volunteer's holiday banquet....w00t. I am all dressed up, uncomfortable but the gerneral concensous is looking alright. Tonight we crown a new Volunteer of the Year, and since i won that last year (w00tness) i am presenting this year, Yay ( Read more... )

So i was up all last night on my stupid laptop. God i hate iBooks....and iPods for that matter....*sigh* its besides the point. I was up all last night on my laptop, perched on my lap (as the name syas it should be) with me sitting uncomfortably on the floor (hard wood floor that is) eating candy bars to try to gain weight. Oh and thats another ( Read more... )

*shakes head* well they have one thing right....bye bye to this year and yay for a new one *sigh of relief*

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My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 _n_e_k_o_s a-bouncing.11 xxxdamagedgoodss a-calling.10 kierandravens a-hollering.9 kbentley14s a-listening.8 theoneblues a-galloping.7 furrybluetrolls a-commenting.6 thumpermarnis a-tripping.5 purple tphs.4 kicking jonbonjewvis.3 Russian wander_filoss.2 guinea pig jennifer19s.And a sophiabrat in a ( Read more... )