My family has been talking about tit mice for thirty minutes now.

I asked them to stop.

My mother replied, "We're talking about mice and birds. Not body parts."

I said, "I get it."

My dad furthered my mother's convictions by looking up "tit mouse" on Wikipedia. Apparently the word "tit" originally referred to mice and meant "very small."

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And you should be too.

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Is it Christmas?

Candace: Daniel, I have a new phobia!

Daniel: Oh, that reminds me "HYPOCHONDRIAC!!!!" Now what's your new phobia?

Candace: So we've got: brain aneurisms, ovarian cancer, and now... postpartum depression. What if I want to kill my babies aftr i have them?!?!?! It's really common!!! AHHHH!

Daniel: Okay, really? no. stop it. now you're being silly ( Read more... )

I think I'm more or less leaving this town of livejournal.

I'll post now and then. But, blogger treats me all too well.

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I just. UGHHHHH!