Who needs a margarita? I DO!!
Why do you have to press the "cancel" and "interrupt" buttons on a copier/printer like 1206983703987 time before it effing stops printing a job that was supposed to print just 2 copies, not 222 copies?
Also, why does the asshat who works somewhere in my building and drives a white 2005 Nissan Altima INSIST on parking precisely mid-way on a line in ( Read more... )
Also, why does the asshat who works somewhere in my building and drives a white 2005 Nissan Altima INSIST on parking precisely mid-way on a line in ( Read more... )
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".....his boy, Elroy!.."
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If it got 300 miles to the gallon, I'd drive a giant dildo to the office every day.
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You can be Ace, and I'll be Gary!
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I just guffawed at that one! The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
The best TV Funhouse sketches ever!!!
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The asshat did his parking trick today, when I was pulling into an empty space hoping to pull through to the space at the other end of it, so I could park nose-out -- he was there, taking up 2 spots, like some effing king. I'd have left a note today except a)I've inexplicably lost the pen I keep in the car (but the car-shaped Honda post-it notepad -- I've never owned a Honda, mind you -- is still there); and b) it's raining cats and dogs and tiny frogs out here! He'll think somebody left him a Dali print by day's end!
More later -- late in to work today, rainy weather = car glides to work completely out of my control = Chris crawls by at 50mph in a 70mph zone (right lane only, thankyouverymuch) = gotta get busy with work stuff.
Miss you!!!
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And just kill the guy with the Altima. Seriously. Douchebag!
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