one shot: the head in the ice box

[stilettov]

See if you can spot the crack!sweeney shout out.

To: sherlockholmes@thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
From:jwatson@army.co.uk
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Re: the head in the ice box

sherlock, your experiment is taking up too much space in the fridge, and there’s no space for food. it’s starting to stink, and is quite unpleasant to look at. it’s not sanitary, and is really quite disgusting, even for you. what is with you and using kitchen appliances to store human body parts? could you please leave your little projects at the lab?

john

To:jwatson@army.co.uk
From:sherlockholmes@thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
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Re: you big baby

I didn’t peg you for the squeamish type, doctor. The degradation of the head is the entire point of the experiment. I couldn’t oversee it around the clock at Bart’s, so I had to use our icebox. I’m sorry if it bothers you. You may want to consider sticking to takeaway until the experiment is finished.

Sherlock

To:sherlockholmes@thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
From: kittyhudson@yahoo.co.uk
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Re: ew!

sherlock, I spent all morning trying to lysol that smell out of the air! you’ll have to do something to get it out, or i am taking it out of your deposit. god knows i can’t afford it after i had to pay for the windows getting smashed in. and there’s another brown stain on the hearthrug that won’t come out.

mrs.hudson

ps. you are paying for the damage you did to my wall!

To:kittyhudson@yahoo.co.uk
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Re: the second stain

Try seltzer.

To:sherlockholmes@thescienceofdeduction.co.uk
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Re: re: the second stain

not your housekeeper!