ok well i am madly in love with jake gyllenhaal. I grew up on food network. mario batali is on food network (and is America's iron chef and happens to be friends with jake gyllenhaal.) so i thought, hey, since im such a great cook (this is where the joke comes in, i am HORRIBLE at cooking) i can open my own restaurant, skyrocket to culinary fame, become friends with mario, and he would, in turn, introduce me to jake, and we would subsequently get married. in these pictures, mr batali is [as the joke goes] telling jake about me and my incredible restaurant. hahah get it
yes everytime i look at those pictures i mostly stare at the calves. or marios vest. or the tiny sliver of white that happens to be the napkin on marios lap. or the neatly draped little napkin on jakes left leg. but mostly i focus on those gorgeous legs and shoes (jake always has the best shoes and pants). i knew youd notice.
at first i read that as "we ARE the best chests ever" and i was thinking "tru dat." then i remembered last night and was like "oooohhh." yeah we certainly saw a lot of chest last night. both good ones and bad [the movie].
i think we need some more. do you think he sticks to a daily schedule?
hahaha yeah we ARE THE BEST CHESTS EVER!! you knoww! Just look at some pictures of you and me! lol we gots it goin onnnnnnn! hahahaha
and man.. he was a HOTTIEEEEE! i say.. everyday around.. 630.. we go for a little driveeee... maybe hell notice that we are stalking him soon! lol
OMG! which reminds me.. Me and mirna have decided we want to be voted MOST STALKER and have pictures of us with binoculars, and have pictures for the MANY MANY MANY boys her and i have stalked! lol.... remind me to tell you the story about the time we TOLD people we were stalking them! lol
hahha yeah, well since that position is taken, i think i should win "person with the most nicknames for people she doesnt even know [or that just dont know her]."
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(now about jake) the lean calves! oh, how they seem to glow, yet the shoes remain unrivaled.
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yes everytime i look at those pictures i mostly stare at the calves. or marios vest. or the tiny sliver of white that happens to be the napkin on marios lap. or the neatly draped little napkin on jakes left leg. but mostly i focus on those gorgeous legs and shoes (jake always has the best shoes and pants). i knew youd notice.
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lol
And two..
so are those shoes... HOT ORANGE.. i mean..
and i say we go driving soon. cause boy... we see THE BEST chests ever! LOL <333
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i think we need some more. do you think he sticks to a daily schedule?
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we ARE THE BEST CHESTS EVER!!
you knoww!
Just look at some pictures of you and me!
lol
we gots it goin onnnnnnn! hahahaha
and man.. he was a HOTTIEEEEE!
i say.. everyday around.. 630.. we go for a little driveeee...
maybe hell notice that we are stalking him soon! lol
OMG! which reminds me.. Me and mirna have decided we want to be voted MOST STALKER and have pictures of us with binoculars, and have pictures for the MANY MANY MANY boys her and i have stalked! lol.... remind me to tell you the story about the time we TOLD people we were stalking them! lol
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but let's discuss this.. how do they do in the rain?
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