.001 - these waters smell fishy

[stilladoctor]

[Uh... he's been reading over some of the recent stuff. And hates all of you

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[with_discipline]

Ships tend to dock in one way or another; the Admiral has a habit of putting into port at strange, and unpredictable locations.

[stilladoctor]

Well that's just fan-fucking-tastic.

[with_discipline]

[SO POLITE, OWEN.] You're welcome.

[stilladoctor]

[He's a charmer c:]

Let's go take a walk and you can tell me more.

[hyposprayed]

Just dive right into it, don't you?

I'll leave the port for some other poor soul to explain. The Infirmary is on the second level and if you're looking for a tour you're going to have to wait until we have the time to spare. If you want a job then that's a different matter.

[stilladoctor]

I like to seize the day.

What kind of job are you offering?

[hyposprayed]

Scrubbing the floors- what do you think? If you're not a complete hopeless case you'll be on shift, support or active care depending on what we need and what you can do. Interested kid?

[stilladoctor]

That entirely depends on how many idiotic people I'd have to deal with.

[always_thewoman]

Welcome to the Barge, Doctor. You may as well mentally prepare yourself, because from what I can tell, it's always this chaotic, if not worse.

Annnndd flirting cause his manbits are back c:

[stilladoctor]

I'm used to some chaos, love.

Irene's respect for manbits = <0

[always_thewoman]

Then perhaps you should wipe your nose and stop crying.

Just a suggestion.

But. He used to be a zombie. D:

[stilladoctor]

Oh you got a little fire in you.

I like that.

[rayney_day]

Port (verb):
'To port', as in, "That port just totally kicked my ass - again."

Also referenced as 'that place with the vomit monsters' and 'sure do hope I get ported; my face sure does need getting ripped off'.

To port: To get royally fucked by the Admiral's poor sense of humour/navigational skills (delete as appropriate).

[stilladoctor]

It's sounding more and more like another day at Torchwood every minute.

[rayney_day]

D'you like getting fucked up the ass, Doc? 'Cause we got a whole lot of it around here! We sure do like getting fucked up the ass!

If you're lucky, it even happens literally and with a can opener!

Gotta' love those ports!

[stilladoctor]

Jack Harkness is in charge of this thing isn't he?

After recognising that name:

[fanged_aleera]

Leave.

But. He's such a nice guy

[stilladoctor]

I don't want to. But thanks for the suggestion.

[fanged_aleera]

No. Not satisfactory. Purpose served, thank you, Sir.

You will leave.

[stilladoctor]

What for?