"Some kind of Jew" "Creep" (assumed) "Like that guy from High Fidelity" "Pretentious" "Straight Edge" "Boon" "Pretentious" (again, separate person/occasion)
UPDATE: Now that I've shaven, my face feels naked and goofy. Especially my upper lip, which is strange because that was the spot that grew the smallest amount of hair. I feel like I look like a shaved ape. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR, at all.