HP: What?
James and Remus 142 words
This one might make no sense to someone outside the fandom.
"James." Remus put down his quill gently, looking over the unreadably squiggly lines on the parchment. "My essay looks like I wrote it in an earthquake; would you stop fidgeting?"
James stopped jiggling his leg. "Pursues Evans."
"Yes, we know you do."
"No, that's the anagram of Severus Snape's name, have you ever noticed that?" Partway to alarmed, James scooted his notes so Remus could see the evidence, scribbled next to various other attempts including sees anus perv.
"This is your analysis of the precipitating factors to the Goblin Revolts? Pursues Evans, and sees anus perv?" Completely nonplussed, Remus examined the parchment and sighed a long suffering sigh.
"Do you think it means anything?" James had the tendancy to believe in what he called signs with a capital s. It was then that Remus sobered, giving James a 6 months to live look.
"Yes, yes I do. There's something I've been meaning to tell you."
James's leg started jiggling again. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." He pushed the sorry excuse for a goblin essay back to James and continued with his own. "You misspelled pursues."
This one might make no sense to someone outside the fandom.
"James." Remus put down his quill gently, looking over the unreadably squiggly lines on the parchment. "My essay looks like I wrote it in an earthquake; would you stop fidgeting?"
James stopped jiggling his leg. "Pursues Evans."
"Yes, we know you do."
"No, that's the anagram of Severus Snape's name, have you ever noticed that?" Partway to alarmed, James scooted his notes so Remus could see the evidence, scribbled next to various other attempts including sees anus perv.
"This is your analysis of the precipitating factors to the Goblin Revolts? Pursues Evans, and sees anus perv?" Completely nonplussed, Remus examined the parchment and sighed a long suffering sigh.
"Do you think it means anything?" James had the tendancy to believe in what he called signs with a capital s. It was then that Remus sobered, giving James a 6 months to live look.
"Yes, yes I do. There's something I've been meaning to tell you."
James's leg started jiggling again. "Yeah?"
"Yeah." He pushed the sorry excuse for a goblin essay back to James and continued with his own. "You misspelled pursues."