I took the dog out for one last pee last night and ( Read more... )

You can buy Newman O's without the spooge in the middle! Just the tops and bottoms ( Read more... )

Easter was cookin! Man o'live it was eighty-something freakin' degrees yesterday! All the choco candy melted while waiting for the egg hunt.
We're taking the red eye tonight.
We will find a house.
xxoo
have a good week everyone!

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In my desperate attempt at healthy sinuses, I've resorted to this ( Read more... )

What is this Boohbah show?
Are they furry, new-age penises?

I do believe that this is an accurate description.....


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Vacuum Cleaner
1997-2003
you will be missed....

I'm fucking baobabs!!!
Quizzes make me hate myself.

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It has been snowing for the last few hours but not sticking.
Very strange weather here on the second of November.
I was in Borders yesterday and they were taking down the halloween stuff and putting up christmas merchandise.
Is it really time for this already? It was a month ago that the kids were still doing the slip n' slide.