Attack of the Meme! Also, babies.

[stillnotlegolas]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Shamelessly stolen from taser-warrior

Comments

[usedtoberussian]

Hi! Clint and Nat. :)

[stillnotlegolas]

[nottheworsthing]

re: #1 - Yep, Uncle Tony has officially adopted this kid. He might even consider tentatively approving if Sawyer were to start dating his daughter.

[stillnotlegolas]

Sawyer says Uncle Tony is his favorite uncle of all. And you know he totally spent all this time down in Tony's workshop because Nat and Clint ran out of broken things in their floor of the tower pretty quick.

And he is going to say shut up he's not even dating her. God.

[aliveforareason]

Give it to me baby. Also Clara and Tony if that would be in any way different.

Relevant icon is relevant.

[stillnotlegolas]

Clint/Toni

[nottheworsthing]

Bahaha. You were right, this is basically what you'd get if you smushed Art and Anna together. Kid's gonna take over the world. Yep.

[stillnotlegolas]

My favorite is the one with the underwear. Because I could see both Tony AND Clint doing the same thing.But also getting Jackson in trouble for it XD

He really will. Let him never go darkside, the whole world once prayed.

[usedtoberussian]

Oh, also Phil for Clara. And Pepper for Clint. I can't be fucked to log in and out with different character journals.

[stillnotlegolas]

Pepper/Clint:

[stillnotlegolas]

Clara/Phil:

[faiththatfuelsu]

Let's see it!

[stillnotlegolas]

[faiththatfuelsu]

Faith says she really doesn't like Demons that try to knock her up but hey... at least if it had to happen, she got an awesome kid out of the deal and the way Barton handles those arrows is sexy. She also says Coulson makes a damn good babysitter.

[stillnotlegolas]

Clint says he's not a fan of them either, especially now since she's the mother of his child.

Hell yeah he is. He had to babysit Clint and Aunt Nat for years. He's had practice.

[silver_deceit]

Loki's turn!

[stillnotlegolas]

[silver_deceit]

Such a lovely little leash to keep her pet Hawk on. Stay in line, Clint Barton. The consequences might be more than you bargain for if you don't.

[stillnotlegolas]

...you leave her out of this. She's not some--gambling piece you have to use against him. She's your daughter!