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I've made the oh-so-careful decision that from now on it's friends only, kiddies. Too many prying hands. So, if you're one of the few who has added me, please comment and explain yourself. Otherwise, tally ho until further notice.

I forgot to say this the other day, but anyway, I was at the orthodontist and they have an electronic sign-in system, and I was watching the computer when someone named Triton Bloom signed in. I swear.

That is all.

I'm a good liar. A damn good one. I've successfully blinded everyone in my life who cares, and everyone who has expressed interest in me, but I can't lie to the one person that really matters- myself. I won't rest until I do. Just let me sleep away teh rest of my life.

Why do I have the feeling that my mid-life crisis is going to be extreme?

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sometimes you wanna go
where everybody knows you name
and they're always glad you came
you wanna go where you can see
troubles are all the same
you wanna go where everybody knows your name

Where, pray tell, in the fuck is that?

I need some dope. Now. And some sleep. I need what is unattainable.

Fellow worshipers, Weezer is scheduled to be on Letterman on Thursday.

What am I to yeh? Please, don't sugar-coat it. If you think that I'm too fat or skinny, or a psychotic bitch, pray tell. It'd be greatly appreciated.

Am I that fucking weird? Mmkay, so... I wear too much black eyeliner, I don't eat for recreation, and I prefer to spend my life sleeping and scouring pop culture for something useful rather than sitting by the phone waiting for some fucking moron to call me so we can eat animal flesh and waste time together in our happy little world. Pshaw. Sounds ( Read more... )

art thou pale for weariness
of climbing heaven and gazing upon the earth
wandering companionless among the stars
that have a different birth
and ever changing like a joyless eye
that finds no object worth its constancy

Percy Shelly rawks the fucking casbah.