Dear Warrington College of Business at the University of Florida:
Please admit Alex Pickard into your college. If I find out on my birthday that you have not done so, and that instead you took wimpy Santa Fe Community College kids, I'll burn your damned building to the ground. Fo serious.
WARNING: don't ever buy the sam*s choice sour watermelon burst extreme fruit flavor sparkling beverage from wal*mart. it tastes like PURE ASS in liquid form
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