I Got a New Job

[stingrache]

From now until whenever, I will be walking around, and when I see someone in need of my services, I will raise both of my hands (in the universally acknowledged "Stop" motion) and say, loudly, "Hey! HEY! Who the fuck are you? Who are you?" Hopefully at this point the person previously in need of my services will stop whatever they're doing, sit

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[hobosdie]

I dont know if this makes me sound silly. But I could read anything you write. I honestly seriously love your entries. :)

[suddenlyperfect]

When can I come vist? I bet the portland is beautiful in the summer!