The Joys of Womanhood

[stinkermoose]

There are many joys of womanhood. I experienced several of them just recently. 4 to be exact. But along with those joys come severe disappointments. Not being able to pee standing up, namely. On several occasions i have wished for nothing more than to be able to pee wheresoever i wish w/o having to moon everyone within a quarter mile range

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hum

[brendantheking]

well that was very...enlightening. but yet again, sarah, you have crossed the line. and not just a little toe over the line i mean all the way over the line. buuut, i like the FUH idea. i think ill start using it. oh and at ur suggestion its time to change my answering machine but im not feeling very creative now so im gonna have to wait for a party for some insiration...which brings me to my next idea.... somebody needs to have a party. soon. very soon. but sometime when im around cuz parties without me dont do any good. well maybe they do but i cant enjoy it then. and so, i leave you with the idea that you have to get somebody to have a party. i dont care how you do it, use your FUHs for all i care but get us a party!!!

brendan

Re: hum

[stinkermoose]

crossed the line?? hm...how so?

a reference to my sometime preference for a little thing called a THONG?

THONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONG

thong thong thong thong, thong (remind you of a certain song??)

xo, sarah :)

thongs

[brendantheking]

no, thongs werent over the line. i mean we all like to indulge in a nice thong every now and then....

what am i talking about? no i dont!....

anyways what was over the line was all that talk about pms...i mean come on. we really dont wanna hear that. im happy being a guy; it sounds like you're happy being a girl...lets not talk about your girl problems ok?

oh and i forgot to mention it was real low using ur away message to advertise the lj...dont do that again

wow im being really bossy...maybe im pmsing...lets hope not

Re: thongs

[stinkermoose]

hahaha, yes, let's.

sarah beth

[anonymous]

um ps the song is called skin not sarah beth