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[stinkingenius]

Tonight an event happened that is worth writing about.

I was at dinner contemplating the latest book I had just finished
       (you know that feeling you get when you finally finish a book and then you feel kind of empty and you can't quit thinking about it?)

I was feeling like that. The a friend named Tricia called from Austin. She spoke with an

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[theatricalguy06]

You can't just write cliffhanger stories like this, zach! did nate really do a guy? ;p

[arwiae]

Nate had eight simultaneous dicks in his butt.
It was pretty entertaining.
Luckily for us, he agreed to the anal breach before anyone else could offer to.

[saraisnotclever]

Was the hole you fell in Nate's butt?

[tay395]

i wish my life was half as amusing as yours

[you_got_phoned]

That car is now cursing our lives.

and that wouldn't be the first time Nate got a dick up his butt.