You are an insignificant WORM. Everquest is not for WORMS, it's for MEN. In fact I don't think any video games have yet been made for worms, not even WORMS. So plan on people talking shit, plan on having your sexuality questioned, plan on seeing the word 'The' misspelled ( Read more... )

bong - (noun.) An object, that when used properly, goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

IM SO BORED THE INTERNET IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF ENDLESS WONDER PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SPEND HOURS AND I CANT FIND ANYTHING INTERESTING TO DO FOR ONE FREAKING HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this society sucks monkey

damn im tired its been a long weekend. my arm hurts and finals make my brain fizz. uncle bob gave maxi a huge bud yesterday which he said hell share with me so that makes me happy. not much else is going on i wont update that much over the summer becuase i dont have access to a workingcomputer and ill be way to lazy.... im going to look at ( Read more... )

because this is an online thing there need to be cybersex jokes ( Read more... )

hello everyone! this is carli. hannah is an idiot and left herself signed on. and now its time to go to math. so hannah and i are going to go to math and take some crap quiz, then skip the assembly because assemblies are also crap and everyone hates the student government.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!! today is my brother maxs birthday... im getting him the new star wars video game because he said thats the only thing i could get him. he has a point i have no money and cant ask my mom for $40 bucks to buy max drugs just wouldnt go over well i think. max got himself a bong very very nice from putnams and im sure other people ( Read more... )

hello guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RUM DIARY IS GOING TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i must see it I MUST. i went outside with chloe during gym and we smoked and later today im doing dxm someone else needs to use the computer so im going to leave biz bye

im sitting in a room in my school because on mondays we stay after for music club and talk about stuff. i got my hunter stuff so im happy happy and now me and people are going out for a cigarette toodle bye.

4:20 and spring break was quite excellent 67yh6ythg bfc i had a good time at woelhoffs but i will not go into detail because im sure not all of you care what ,.k ,m6ujttmku5irh i "did" but it was awesome. there were videos... 3en,hkrokljbg cj keeps attacking my computer blah blah still waiting for my hunter s thompson stuff. people around the ( Read more... )