After reviewing my resume, the interim President at my new job asked me "Are you from the Philippines ( Read more... )

My brother is getting married next year in Tuftonboro, NH.
Where the f**k is that?

Oops I was wrong. Scary Jehovah's Witness Lady at work gave me a "gift." She apologized that it wasn't in Tagalog. I think it's f**king against the law. She's passing around all this freaky "literature." I'm gonna put this sh*t to an end.

In just 2 more days, no more Times Square!
Ever!
Except for the occassional, painful Broadway show that I will be forced to see at some point in my life as a result of being born Jewish and from Long Island.

I’m totally f**king jazzed about my new comics project that I began work on yesterday. I got a tremendous response from the comics pals last night, had them cracking in laughter at the tea lounge amid the bougie-whiteys and few remaining dykes. Format, they say wisely, I need to decide my printing format before I go any further ( Read more... )

I got the secret email where my mom declares a name change ( Read more... )

It turns out that a few months ago my mom sent a secret email to a select group of people stating that she no longer wants to be called "Bernie," and now prefers to be called "Nadette" (her real name is Bernadette ( Read more... )

New Yorkers tend to organize their lives around clubs ( Read more... )

My new plan for obtaining spending $ is to sell stuff on Craigslist ( Read more... )

Lady friend is in Hong Kong.
She just called me from some payphone on the street. Man, I wish I was there!
But no, I'm here, trying to sell my bed frame and unwanted furniture on Craigslist.
Need to run in, like, 45 minutes.