The Secret

[stinkystanotter]

Some kind of fairy and/or insect just flew out from my chin scruff.  This is the second time in the last fifteen years that this has occurred.

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beardo power causes spontaneous generation?

[luckyhoss]

Years ago, my old pal Hugo was trying to tell us that he didn't need to wash his hair. While he was talking, he was running his hands through said hair and a dead spider fell out. Eeeeeeeeeew.

Holy shit, your journal scheme is intense. Cute too!

Re: beardo power causes spontaneous generation?

[stinkystanotter]

I am going to shave!

I wish I had a friend named Hugo!

ol' huge-o bishop the second we called him

[luckyhoss]

Hugo was a truly stand-up guy, despite the occasional dead spider in the hair. He was kind of a rockabilly sort without being a pretty boy...Stray Cats, like. He was a tall, strapping, funny dude who always carried a wrench, brass knuckles, and a charming smile. I'm trying to think of some of the heroic things he did but the only thing that comes immediately to mind was once wear a kilt without underwear, despite the day being very breezy.

Never shave! You have to shock and impress we women who have no choice but to live vicariously through the facial hair of men! Brett's facial hair? The idea was aaaaaaall mine. Like two years ago I said "what I need you to do is grow a Bill the Butcher mustache" and he never looked back.

Your journal is very facial-hair-centric, That ain't a complaint!

[mythoughts22]

I think it was a fairy. The old days of wonder of Elvish Emotion....

[stinkystanotter]

If it was truly a fairy, then my post would have been entitled....

....THE DARK SECRET!