So I'm part of the rat-race now, I got a job at a Abalone Farm on Boston Point which is about a 15 minute drive from my house. The work is pretty solid but not too hard, just sweeping the tanks and feeding, cleaning up stuff and making gear out of pipes. It's pretty boring and repetitive but oh well. The money is good, I made $600 in 5 days at $15 ( Read more... )

This week I've drank enough alcohol to sustain a small army of alcoholics for a month, my liver isn't talking to me. I'm sorry. I've halved my daily anti-depressant intake on my own accord, the doctor won't lower it but I don't want to be on these motherfuckers for the rest of my life. I like to eat cheese, I dislike 'not picking up', as it is ( Read more... )

I want a slinky and an escalator, man that would rule!

Indonesians are gay. It seems all that indonesia is good for is killing Australians, bali-bombings, terrorist hostages and next will be Corby's suicide. They suck us in with their cheap holidays and then either shoot us or lock us up. I say conspiracy! Someone sink their smelly little islands ( Read more... )

where the hell did u come up with that

I was talking to someone tonight about whether or not they thought they'd be attractive if they were born as the opposite sex, I was kinda just being stupid. They thought they would be and I thought I would be drop dead gorgeous if I was born a chick and then I pulled this out my ass and was shocked that it actually made sense and provoked thought ( Read more... )

These lyrics are so clever. I love it ( Read more... )

I was down the street today and I saw these decals for cars. I thought there are heaps of Camira's about lately so how would anyone tell that it's my car? So I bought some. It's sexxxy, watch out for the angel babe Camira!


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Urinal CakeSmelly little pink, white, or otherwise pastel bars that smell like mothballs added to urinals in hopes of making them smell prettier. (How'd you like to put "Urinal Cake Salesman" on your tax return ( Read more... )

I fully feel like writing a complete song for some dumb reason. Like guitar, drums & bass, lyrics, the lot! I have all the stuff I need to do it but none of my creative juices are flowing. But like I want to write the lyrics first...