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Chuck: Looks like you just hooked yourself a bass.
My Top 6 Moments
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Mrs. Boardman: Well as pleasant as this has been, I'm afraid I'm going to have to run. My husband is off to his business dinner and before I meet my friends from Benmar, I have to order room service for my daughter.
Serena: Oh no, she's going to be here by herself all night?
Mrs. Boardman: Oh Ems doesn't mind, as long as she has her Harry Potter book and bowl of ice cream, she's happy as a clam.
Serena: No! Blair will take her to a movie. I would take her myself, but I've got something with my family.
Mrs. Boardman: Why, Emma would love that! Sure you don't mind? Emma, dear! Come here!
Blair: Anything for the friends of Dean Baribee.
Emma: Yes, mother?
Mrs. Boardman: Serena's friend...
Blair: Blair.
Mrs. Boardman: Yes, would like to take you to a movie.
Emma: Oh, thank you.
Serena: This is going to be fun.
Blair: Yeah..
HARRY POTTER REFERENCE! But that's not the only reason I did this part, I think it was really nice of Serena to make sure that Blair would get in good graces of Mrs. Boardman. But she's basically a bitch and doesn't even remember her name.
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Rufus: Oh, come on! You're a cab! Do that weaving thing!
Dan: Dad, dad, dad, it's okay we're going to find her alright?
Vanessa: At least she's with Nate, so he can watch over her.
Rufus: He couldn't have known about this, right? I gotta think Nate would've said something.
Dan: Don't be so sure.
Vanessa: Nate didn't know, he would never keep that-
Dan: We don't know what Nate would do, his morals are questionable, at best. Who would've known he would date you and a certain lady. By lady, I mean older and by date, I mean-
Rufus: What's he talking about?
Vanessa: Nothing. What is up with you? What happened to 'If you like him, tell him. Nate's a good guy.'?
Dan: Are you saying-, so you're saying you do like him?
Nate: Are you saying he's not a good guy?
Dan: Sounds like you still like him.
(Phone rings)
Rufus: Is that Jenny?
Dan: No, no it's Jordan, the chick from Yale, who will have to wait.
Rufus: Come on, you've got to be kidding me! You're letting the Mr. Softee truck pass us? Come on, here!
Dan: Dad, that's a one.
If I were shooting this scene, I'd be cracking up the whole entire time. Like I bet Jessica lost it a couple times during takes, haha. There are these little one liners that happen in between scenes, and those have got to be my favorite. Like this one with the Mr. Softee truck and the one dollar bill? GENIUS!
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Blair: Text him!
Serena: I've texted him 6 times.
Blair: Well text him again, before he screws that girl and any other chance I had of getting into Yale!
Serena: I put out a ??? on Gossip Girl with Emma's facebook picture on it, every girl in Manhattan will be on the look out. Chuck!
Blair: You! What did you do with her?!
Chuck: Hey! She assaulted me, demanded I deflower her.
Blair: Oh, limos and virgins, your speciality.
Chuck: Just so you know, there are few things I consider sacred, the back of a limo is one of them. When she realized she couldn't ride this thoroughbred, she bolted. Last time I saw her, she was heading in a cab Downtown.
Serena: Hey, Is just texted me. She said the bartender at One Oak said E. Boardman just used her credit card there.
Blair: Oh! She didn't waste anytime, come on.
Serena: I can't go, I have my mom's thing.
Blair: What? NO! You're coming, you owe me. Both of you, come on!
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ONE LINERS? The look on Blair's face when Chuck said what he did, was priceless.
3
Blair: You might be upset, but the truth is this wasn't how you wanted to lose your virginity.
Chuck: Which venue would you suggest? Perhaps..
Blair: Chuck, I know it wasn't easy to get Gossip Girl to post a bogus report. Thank you.
Chuck: For you, anytime. I think your little virgin is making a break for it.
Blair: Emma! Emma, wait!
Emma: Aren't you done? You won; you, Muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.
Blair: You still don't get it. Having sex for the first time shouldn't be apart of a competition with Muffy the Lacrosstitute, it should be with someone you love.
Emma: Was your first time with someone you loved?
Blair: Yes it was, and honestly there are better ways of getting your mother's attention.
Emma: I told you, this is about Muffy.
Blair: Please, I wrote the book on distracted self-centered mother's. My mom has never met a single one of my teachers, she regularly forgets my birthday, and she only comments on my appearance when it's to criticize.
Emma: But you're perfect.
Blair: True, and that's when I finally realized it wasn't about me, the same way it's not about you.
Emma: My mom always said that when we come to the city we're gonna hang out and do mother/daughter things, it never happens.
Blair: So tell her that, and can you try to avoid the Serge's of the world?
Emma: Thanks, by the way. That guy was pretty gross.
Blair: Yeah.
I really loved this scene and I love that we get a more in depth part of Blair and what she's gone through with her mom. It makes her a more complex character and shows us how much she has to work to please someone when it shouldn't be that hard. I really thought it was nice that she was being relatable to Emma and supporting her.
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Serena: Hey. Is everything okay?
Dan: Umm, no. No, not really.
Serena: Don't worry about Jenny, she'll probably get in some trouble for disrupting the event but honestly I think everyone in there was kind-of relieved.
Dan: No, I know. Jenny will be fine, Jenny will be great. 'Cause Jenny always does what she has to to get what she wants.
Serena: I don't follow.
Dan: Tonight my sister alienated everyone in her life, but tomorrow she's going to be in the New York Times. I just can't help but wonder if she's the one with all the guts in the family.
Serena: Hey, where's this coming from?
Dan: Nowhere, nowhere I'm sorry. The Humphrey's already spoiled your mom's night, I don't want to spoil yours too.
Serena: No I don't care about this night, I care about you. Just tell me what's wrong.
Dan: I'm not gonna get into Yale, or any other school with a decent writing program.
Serena: No Dan, that is not true.
Dan: Look, I gotta go find my dad. Thank you. Goodnight.
JUST GET BACK TOGETHER! >:|
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