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[stoddardhottie]

Ding dong my crab is dead, the wicked crab is dead. He refused to eat and paid the penalty. He crawled out of his shell to die. He was gross looking as a whole. Ew. Went to the club saturday night with 2 of my sisters and my cousin. 1 of my sisters is a ho and thats all im gonna say about that. And a stripper grabbed my ass. I wasnt sure how i felt

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[umi_kitty]

Because you started out the post with "ding dong the crab is dead," I sang the entire post to a tune in my head as I was reading it.

We all need to go to the beach at some point. The beach is where it's at. I'm not sure what it is, but it's at the beach and we should go find it.