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[stoicism]

[The video feed clicks on and moves about a moment, the screen blurry before coming into focus on Frank's face. The youth has his usual unimpressed gaze fixated on the viewer, mouth locked into a bit of a grimace.]

To those who find themselves wet with fear over this recent onslaught of animated vegetation, pay heed to my demonstration.

[And he

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[knocksthrice]

[Sheldon never wants to eat vegetables after this again.]

I'm afraid that I'm not as skilled with a blade as you are.

[stoicism]

There are other means of defeating them. They may be animated but they have the same defenses an ordinary vegetable does. Striking with a blunt object will suffice for most varieties.

[knocksthrice]

Yes, well that may be easy for you but even I am intelligent enough to know when the vegetables are ensuring that I have no access to any sharp or blunt objects in the apartment.

[stoicism]

...They are vegetables.

[...]

Have you considered the possibility of kicking them?