I want it and you got it........I dont think its happening

Box of Condoms: 4$
KY Jelly: 6$
Erotic Mix Tape: 12$

Seeing the look on your girlfriends face when you slide her the shocker: Priceless

Last night i went to B.W.W. for Alex and Abbers birthday and then we went back to eddies, then we were going to go bowling and there was a change of heart, just as i thought the nighht had went down the shit hole, my three main men jumped in my van and we went to cosmic bowling.....So the adventure begins. Right when we thought this night was gonna ( Read more... )

1. Clipping my toenails makes me sick

2. I love pickled baby corn

3. I have a huge crush on Cheri Oteri from Saturday Night Live

4. I have a pet rock named Alfred who I have had for like 2 years

5. I have fantasies of having sex with my earth science teacher

I am going to tag five people: Eddie, Alex, Abby, Chrissy and Jacquie

I got a new user pic but i think its just as dumb as the last one.......This one down here is the could have been

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The best feeling in the world is when you change the strings on your guitar clean it up and play it for the first time in like a week, because it just feels and sounds so damn good. Another sweet feeling is when you have badass plans after school and all you are doing is waiting for your last hour to end so you can go do your shit. Thats what I'm ( Read more... )

I realize that everything happens for a reason and im just hoping things happen the way i want them to. I can't hide it baby, open up your eyes and see.

P.S.- I just took care of my out of control "Pubes" and i feel soooooo good right now

I would kill for a good cuddle right now.

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Please tell me that your kiddding, summer is coming to an end. My ( Read more... )