sarah told me that when she went to have lunch with her mum and an old man her mum knows, the old man said to teh waitress 'ARE YOU FRENCH? YOUR NAME SOUNDS FRENCH!' the waitress said 'nah im from basingstoke lolz'
her name was chantelle.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahah

seriously even if you give me 5p. i'll get giddy.

i put my fan on FULL BLAST all night until 4 when i changed the setting. i like having a quilt on but leaving the fan on. it's really humid in the morning. anyway cus of this i have a cold. :'0 ( Read more... )

the horror channel - 330 - is jokes! there was this film called DEATHROW GAMESHOW and only people on deathrow could play and it's well easy to die and they had a man who was in solitary confinement for 16 years and put a woman and a roast chicken out and saw what he'd go for, good food or sex and he shagged the chicken i thought that was jokes ( Read more... )

chocolate cheesecake is disgusting. that was the only good part of my eat less day ( Read more... )

three cartons and i didn't even check if i'd won a donkey but i cut out the token + 4 of them + £2.99 + stamped addressed envelope = a blow up donkey!
1000 words isn't that much but I got to 800 and hm conclusion. Today I bought a pack of mini milks, some pineapple cubes and ribenas. And something else I think but I can't remember
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http://www.livejournal.com/community/c_ronaldo_fans/2709.html#cutid1 haha look at the icons of all the losers that commented to this post

also my shoetrainers make my socks smell :'(

ps i'm a man

ps i wear like the same jeans everyday